He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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