I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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