I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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