is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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