I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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