Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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