used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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