Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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