If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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