new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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