y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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