you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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