Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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