and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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