I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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