I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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