we're blogging at a bar
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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