So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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