He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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