literally had 100 drinks last night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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