hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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