Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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