sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
try to milk me bitch
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