I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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