This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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