I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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