walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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