Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I touched a dick in church today
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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