It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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