but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
