No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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