It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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