Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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