The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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