You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"it" just moved
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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