So drunk its hurt
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i now understand why vodka
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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