The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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