haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
