theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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