i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
