I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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