seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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