it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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