Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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