Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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