In the future we'll all be gay
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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