I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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