in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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