I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Are my feet made of real feet?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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