Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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