he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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